About Last Night

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

- Louise - he moaned - Tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?

- Even worse - she assured him in her most scornful tone. You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face.

- He's an arrogant, self-important prick, piss on him!

- You did. All over his suit - Louise informed him. And he fired you.

- Well, screw him - said John.

- I did - said Louise. You're back at work on Monday.