Three Wishes and a Lawyer

Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.

A genie pops out. He says:

- I will grant you each one wish, but there's a catch. Whatever you wish for, a lawyer will get 2 times more than that.

The first guy says:

- I want a million dollars.

The genie says:

- Are you sure?

He says yes. poof The guy has one million dollars, and a lawyer gets two million.

The second guy says:

- I want a new car.

The genie says:

- A lawyer is getting two new cars then.

The guy says:

- Oh well. I want my car.

poof He has a new porche.

The third guy says:

- I want to be beaten half to death.