A Thief and His Lawyer

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.

- Your honor, - he said - I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine.

- Why? - asked the judge. - He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for?

- Well, your honor, - replied Carlson - I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole.