Two Postmen On Break

Two postmen are on break having a cigarette.

While on this break one postman says:

- Hey look at that snail

The other postman looks down and says:

- FUCK - and steps on the snail.

Postman 1 looks at him and says:

- Why'd you do that

Postman2 replys:

- Because that fucker has been following me all day.