Johnny's Mother's Talk

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

- First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse - she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

- O.K., now take off my skirt - and he takes off her skirt.

- Now take off my bra - which he does.

- And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.

Johnny finishes removing these too.

His mother then says:

- Johnny, please don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!