Chuck, Jean Claud And Arnold

Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked:

- If you were a musician, who would you be?.

Chuck Norris said:

- I would be Motzart.

Jean Claud VanDam said:

- I would be Bethoven.

Arnold said:

- I'll be Bach!