Santa's Gifts

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop says to the kid:

- Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?

The kid says:

- Yeah.

The cop says:

- Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike.

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says:

- By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?

Humoring the kid, the cop says:

- Yeah, he sure did.

The kid says:

- Well, next year tell Santa to put the stupidity in the horse's brain instead of on his back.