Too Much Holiday Cheer
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- You strike a match and light your nose.
- You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
- You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
- You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
- You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
- You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
- You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
- You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
- You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
- You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.
- You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
- You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.
- You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.
- You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.
- You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
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