Stupid Stuff 3

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

- Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy. - Newsreader, BBC Radio 4

- Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than hanging around like this. - David Coleman, BBC 1 TV

- Not being in the Rumbelows Cup for those teams won't mean a row of beans, 'cos that's only small potatoes. - Ian St John, ITV

- Oldham are leading 1-0, a well deserved victory at this stage of the game. - Tommy Docherty, Picadilly Radio

- Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3: We don't appear to have Jim Fish on the line at the moment.

- Are there any more great swimmers in the pipeline? - Cliff Morgan, BBC Radio 4

- Andre Vandapole has four silver medals in cyclocross, and none of them gold. - Phil Liggott, Channel 4 TV

- Well, I shall remember that catch for many a dying day.