Stupid Stuff 2

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

- That race was all about competition. - David Coleman, ITV

- And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us. - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3

- Mark Goodier: What's the name of the company you work for?

- Listener: Mining and Engineering Services.

- Mark Goodier: So, what kind of work do they do; is it mining and engineering services? - BBC Radio 1

- Marling - unbeaten in her three victories.

- Peter O'Sullivan, BBC2 TV: Both drivers are fundamentally wearing white helmets.

- James Hunt, BBC2 TV: A church spire nestling among the trees...there's probably a church there too. - Richie Benaud, BBC2 TV