Trumpet Jokes

How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better."

What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
→ Their personality.

What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?
→ King Kong is more sensitive.

What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
→ Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

The best recording of the Haydn Trumpet Concerto is Music Minus One.

How do trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
→ "Hi. I'm better than you."

How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
→ The doorbell shrieks!