Tuba Jokes

What is the range of a tuba?
→ Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What's a tuba for?
→ 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.

There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car. Who's driving?
→ The policeman

- Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?

- Friend: I hope so.

How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Three: one to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.

How do you fix a broken tuba?
→ With a "tuba glue."