French Horn Jokes

What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?
→ A goal post that can't march.

How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.

What do you get when you cross a French Horn player and a goalpost?
→ A goalpost that can't march.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?
→ Put your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes.

How do horn players traditionally greet each other?
→ "Hi. I did that piece in junior high."

How many French horn players does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.

How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section?
→ Have them miss every other note.

What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy?
→ You can tune a '57 Chevy.

How do horn players traditionally greet each other?
→ "Hi. I played that last year."