Guitar Jokes

How do you make him stop playing?
→ Put notes on it!

What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
→ Pick on someone your own size!

What's the definition of a minor second?
→ Two lead guitarists playing in unison.

What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
→ Counterpoint.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
→ Give him a sheet of music.

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
→ Would you like fries with that?

What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
→ Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
→ You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.