Fish Riddles 2

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
→ To the prawn broker!

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
→ The Codfather!

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
→ He got lockjaw!

Where do fish wash?
→ In a river basin!

What fish only swims at night?
→ A starfish!

How do fish go into business?
→ The start on a small scale!

Which fish go to heaven when they die?
→ Angelfish!

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
→ Drop it a line!

Where do you weigh whales?
→ At a whale weigh station!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
→ A seahorse!

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