Fish Riddles 3

Where are most fish found?
→ Between the head and the tail!

What kind of fish will help you hear better?
→ A herring aid!

What do fish sing to each other?
→ Salmon-chanted evening!

How does an octopus go to war?
→ Well-armed!

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
→ On squid row!

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
→ Monkfish!

What bit of fish doesn't make sense?
→ The piece of cod that passeth all understanding!

What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
→ A fish tank!

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?
→ Tsardines!

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
→ I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!