Dog Riddles

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
→ Because you can't bury them in trees!

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
→ He was trying to make both ends meet!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
→ A collie-flower!

Why do dogs wag their tails?
→ "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
→ Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What is the dogs favorite city?
→ New Yorkie!

Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
→ Growlcho Marx!

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
→ "Well, doggone!"

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
→ He stole the show!

How can if you have a stupid dog?
→ It chases parked cars!