Dog Puns

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
→ A jet setter!

What do dogs have that no other animal has?
→ Puppy dogs!

Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?
→ Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
→ In the mush room!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
→ Because frost bites!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
→ An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
→ A whino!

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
→ Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?
→ When the door is open!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?
→ Because they have two left feet!