Chicken Family Riddles

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
→ They go on peck-nics!

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
→ Coop-cakes!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
→ An eggroll!

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
→ The bombshell!

What does an alarm cluck say?
→ "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
→ Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

How long do chickens work?
→ Around the cluck!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
→ To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
→ To prove he wasn't chicken!

Why did the rooster cross the road?
→ To cockadoodle dooo something!

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