Chicken Puns

Why don't chickens like people?
→ They beat eggs!

Why did the rooster run away?
→ He was chicken!

What do chickens grow on?
→ Eggplants!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
→ He heard the referee calling fowls

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
→ Because talk is cheep!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
→ A bird that lays down!

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
→ She lays hand gren-eggs!

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
→ It wanted to get to the other site!

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
→ An alarm cluck!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
→ He wanted to lay it on the line!