Dog Favorites

What is a dog's favorite sport?
→ Formula 1 drooling!

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
→ A Great Dane out!

Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
→ Anywhere it wants to!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
→ "I must throw that doggie out the window!"

What kind of dog does Dracula have?
→ A bloodhound!

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
→ Because his boots were at the menders!

What is a dog's favorite food?
→ Anything that is on your plate!

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
→ A hot dog!

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
→ A sausage dog!

What do you do if your dog eats your pen?
→ Use a pencil instead!