What Women Really Say

A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.....
→ without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
→ We haven't had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA'S FINE.....
→ you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
→ I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
→ I can't believe you have nothing planned.

COME HERE.
→ My puppy does this, too.

I LIKE YOU, BUT...
→ I don't like you.

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
→ You never listen.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
→ I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
→ I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
→ Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
→ We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.