Short Women Jokes

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
→ Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?
→ Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
→ So they can stand closer to the sink

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
→ When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
→ You don't...there's a clock on the oven!

I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
→ The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

One golfer tells another:

- Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!

- GREAT trade!

What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
→ 1) No mind. 2) No business.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"