Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn

Signs you hired the wrong kid to mow your lawn:

- He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag.

- On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of thirteen cats.

- Stops frequently to nap inside the grass-catcher.

- Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades with his head.

- You notice him shoving the last of his clothes into the mulcher.

- He's fascinated by the details of you home security system.

- Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings.

- Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus.

- Turns a goat loose and says he'll be back in three weeks.

- No toes.