Insult Collection 4
Next
Guest
- I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
- Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
- I believe in respect for the dead in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
- Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
- You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
- You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
- We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
- I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
- There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
- All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
- I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
Comments 0
Log in and tell us what you think — vote, comment and reply to others.
No comments yet. Be the first!