Insult Collection 3
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- Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
- People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
- Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
- We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
- When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
- The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
- You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
- All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
- I heard you have hair on your chest, and that's not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
- No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
- There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
- Sit down and give your mind a rest.
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