A Nerd and a Bike

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked:

- Where did you get such a nice bike?

The second nerd replied:

- Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said:

- Take what you want!

The second nerd nodded approvingly and said:

- Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit.