My BMW

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled.

- My BMW! My BMW! - he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out:

- Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!

The lawyer, horrified, screamed:

- My Rolex! My Rolex!