Personal Injury

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.

- I'm an attorney - the wincing man said, and this is going to cost you $5000.

- I'm sorry, I'm really sorry - the concerned golfer replied. But I did yell 'fore'.

- I'll take it - the attorney said.