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How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
→ She's the one on her bike.

How do you drown a blonde?
→ When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

What's a blonde's favorite color?
→ A light shade of clear.

How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?
→ Acupuncture.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
→ She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
→ She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.

Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
→ It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?
→ Under "Home Improvements."

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
→ It is the one with the kickstand.

What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
→ Double-dumb.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
→ Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
→ Trying to put batteries in it.

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
→ Married.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
→ She went looking for the three guys.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?
→ No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
→ There is cheese in front of the mouse.

How many blonde jokes are there?
→ One - the rest are all true.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?
→ 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?
→ It's cloged up with paper plates.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?
→ They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?
→ She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
→ She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

How does a blonde high-5?
→ She smacks herself in the forehead.

How do blondes pierce their ears?
→ They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
→ All you can eat, under a buck.