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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
→ You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

How do you electrocute a blonde?
→ Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
→ Silicone chips.

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?
→ A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
→ She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

What do you call a blonde sky diving team?
→ A new version of the lawn dart's game.

Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?
→ She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time?
→ She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.

What can save a dying blonde?
→ Hair transplants.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
→ "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
→ Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?
→ There aren't any pictures.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
→ Siamese twins.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
→ She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
→ She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
→ They take off their makeup.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
→ They always forget the recipe.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
→ Play ball.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
→ Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?
→ They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?
→ The spare tire in her trunk blew out.