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What is 68 to a blonde?
→ Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?
→ They have to pull their own pants down.

Why is a blonde like Australia?
→ They're both down under, and no one cares.

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
→ They're doing research on black holes.

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?
→ Fur traders.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?
→ Public access.

How does a horny guy spell relief?
→ B-L-O-N-D-E.

How does a blonde prepare for safe sex?
→ She puts on rubber based lipstick.

What did the blonde say during a porno?
→ "There I am!"

Why do blondes have orgasms?
→ So they know when to stop having sex.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
→ A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
→ Sweet fuck all.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
→ Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

What is a bellybutton for?
→ It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.

Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
→ She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?
→ The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

Did you hear about the conceited blonde?
→ She screams her own name when she comes.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?
→ You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.

What does a blonde answer to the question:

- Are you sexually active?

→ "No, I just lie there."

What do blonde's have against condoms?
→ Their cheeks.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?
→ To keep the swelling down.

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?
→ Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
→ It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth?
→ Einstein's dick.

What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose?
→ Sweetheart!