Knock Knock Crewcut
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Crewcut
- Crewcut who?
- Crewcut and I'm the only one left!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Crewcut
- Crewcut who?
- Crewcut and I'm the only one left!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Crete
- Crete who?
- Crete to see you again!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Craig
- Craig who?
- Craig in the wall!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cows
- Cows who?
- Cows go 'moo' not who!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Courtney Pine
- Courtney Pine who?
- Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cotton
- Cotton who?
- Cotton a trap!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Costa
- Costa who?
- Costa lot!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cosi
- Cosi who?
- Cosi has to!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cork
- Cork who?
- Cork and beans!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cook
- Cook who?
- Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Conga
- Conga who?
- Conga go on meeting like this!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Con
- Con who?
- Con unhinged!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cookie
- Cookie who?
- Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Comic
- Comic who?
- Comic and see me sometime!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cologne
- Cologne who?
- Cologne me names won't help!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Colin
- Colin who?
- Colin all cars, Colin all cars!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cole
- Cole who?
- Cole as a cucumber!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Coffin
- Coffin who?
- Coffin and spluttering!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Coda
- Coda who?
- Coda paint!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Clown
- Clown who?
- Clown for the count!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cod
- Cod who?
- Cod red-handed!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Closure
- Closure who?
- Closure mouth when you eat!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Clinton
- Clinton who?
- Clinton your eye!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cliff
- Cliff who?
- Cliff hanger!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Clay
- Clay who?
- Clay on, Sam!