Knock Knock Claude
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Claude
- Claude who?
- Claudework Orange!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Claude
- Claude who?
- Claudework Orange!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Clark
- Clark who?
- Clark your car in the garage!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Clare
- Clare who?
- Clare your throat before you speak!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cindy
- Cindy who?
- Cindy next one in please!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cigarette
- Cigarette who?
- Cigarette life if you don't weaken!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cicero
- Cicero who?
- Cicero the boat ashore!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chuck
- Chuck who?
- Chuck in a sandwich for lunch
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chrysalis
- Chrysalis who?
- Chrysalis the cake for you!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chris
- Chris who?
- Chrisco'll do you proud everytime!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chopin
- Chopin who?
- Chopin the supermarket!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chocs
- Chocs who?
- Chocs away!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chloe
- Chloe who?
- Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chip
- Chip who?
- Chip of Fools!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chin and Tony
- Chin and Tony who?
- Chin and Tony!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- China
- China who?
- China late, isn't it?
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chile
- Chile who?
- Chile out tonight!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chicken
- Chicken who?
- Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chest
- Chest who?
- Chest-nuts for sale!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cherry
- Cherry who?
- Cherry oh, see you later!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chef
- Chef who?
- Chef Bridges!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cheese
- Cheese who?
- Cheese a cute girl!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cheese
- Cheese who?
- Cheese a jolly good fellow!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Checkmate
- Checkmate who?
- Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Che
- Che who?
- Che what your made of!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chaz
- Chaz who?
- Chaz nasty as you wanna be!