Jaws Of Life
Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!
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Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Yo mamma's so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.
Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.