Yo Mama Jokes

Yo' mama's so fat when she get's out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.

Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"

Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to church

Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma go?!?!?!"

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left"

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!

I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'

Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your fat ass out of the way."

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a "Malcom X" shirt, helicopters land on her!

Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!

Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!