War

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
→ They both look out their caves and see rubble.

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
→ Dead.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
→ Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How do you stop a taliban tank?
→ Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
→ Osama bin Latte

Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?
→ They are putting in TARGETS!!!

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
→ None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

What's the capital of Afghanistan?
→ KABOOM!!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
→ A refund.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
→ Why should he when he can get bombed at home?