Travel Jokes

- Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?

- Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.

- Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?

- Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.

- Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit?

- Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.

- Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign?

- Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

- Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing?

- Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

- Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren?

- Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.

- Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you?

- Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.

- Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?

- Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

- Policeman: Are you going to a fire?

- Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.

- Police Officer: Why were you speeding?

- Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.