Travel Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
→ Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
→ With their eyes shut!

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile!

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?
→ Cruising on a clipper.

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
→ An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
→ Ape Suzettes!

What European capital has the most ghosts?
→ Boodapest!

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
→ He was a big-game haunter!

What Central American country has the most spooks?
→ Ghosta Rica!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
→ The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.