Travel Jokes

How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

Where do bees go on holiday?
→ Stingapore!

- What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

- He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel?
Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.

What do Filipinos call Canada?
→ Upper U.S.

Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?
→ To Palm Beach.

What is the bigest pencil in the world?
→ Pennsylvania

What did dela wear? (Delaware)
→ Her New Jersey

There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the host recieved the letter, he wrote a response thinking that the WC was the Wayside Chapel. He reponse read:
The WC is 3 miles away. My wife has been sick for a while, so she was not able to go for 3 years. The WC can hold up to 300 people at one time. The people complained about the hard wooden seats so instead soft, plush seats were made. I have reserved for you the best seat where EVERYONE can see you!