Stats/Math Jokes

How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
→ A 69 interrupted by a period.

What is 68 to a blonde?
→ Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
→ Plenty of milk!

How does a cow do math?
→ With a cowculator!

Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?"

"Twenty-two," Kowalski replied.

After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he knew he should have taken it to the interview!) and realized he wouldn't get the job.

About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious.

The next day, Kowalski went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong. The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."

What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses?
→ The meatric system, silly!

Adding Up by Juan & Juan

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
→ Because she didn't know which one came first!

What is 74 to a blonde?
→ 69 plus VAT

What is the definition of gross ignorance?
→ 144 blondes.