Stats/Math Jokes

Why was six scared of seven?
→ Because seven ate nine.

How much is 5Q and 5Q?
→ 10Q. "You're welcome."

Who invented King Arthur's round table?
→ Sir Circumference!

An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm.

They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, "You're pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?"

The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One thousand, eight hundred and thirty two."

The farmer is amazed. "Exactly right", he says. "How did you work that out so fast?"

"Easy," says the accountant "I counted the number of feet and divided by 4."

The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.

"Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them."

"Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven."

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)
→ Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

- My dog is great at math.

- Really?

- Ask him how much is two minus two.

- But two minus two is nothing!

- That's what he'll answer, nothing!

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?
→ He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
→ When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?
→ The wrong answer.