Sex Jokes

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
→ She unties you.

What do you do in case of fallout?
→ Put it back in and take shorter strokes!

Do you know why it's called sex?
→ Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...

Ahhhhhh....

AIIEEEEEEE!!!

How is sex like air?
→ It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.

Do you know what a Yankee is?
→ Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself

A guy's fingering his girlfriend.

She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."

He says, "That's not my ring...

It's my wristwatch."

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
→ Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken.

I recently tried some of these new 'flavoured' condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and tried each one in turn every time i got a shag. My girlfriend likes to lick each one before i insert it in her, just to see what flavour i was wearing.

The first night she said "Mmmmm, Cherry flavour", The second night she said "Mmmmm, Mint flavour", The third night she said "Mmmmm, Strawberry flavour", and so on, until we had reached the final flavour, and she said "Mmmmm, Cheese flavour"

"Cheese flavour ??" i said "I haven't put one on yet!"

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over. After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing. "Your organ," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side." Hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."

- Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?

- Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked