Random joke from this category
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions.
- Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked.
- The same as the short ones, honey.
Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........
No?.
I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?
→ She managed to squeeze them both in.
for you girls...
Why is 88 better than 69?
→ You get 8 twice.
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Just hold it between your knees.
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what's been going on since they last met. One of them had a new girlfriend and the other one asked about her cooking, her relation to his folks etc. etc. and finally asked "How is she in bed?" First guy replies "She's fantastic, she sucks like a real man!"
What is a man's idea of protected sex?
→ A padded headboard.
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on, does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?
Did you know Sex is a crime?
→ Its a misdemeanor - The more I miss de meaner I get..
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????
→ Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!
