Relationships

Why do men like love at first sight?
→ It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men like smart women?
→ Opposites attract.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
→ Telling you his real name.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
→ A power failure.

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
→ We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

Men are like mini skirts.

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like curling irons.

They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like high heels.

They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like bank accounts.

Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like lava lamps.

Fun to look at, but not very bright.