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Teeth Like Stars
"Your teeth are like the stars," he said,
As he pressed her hand, so white.
He spoke the truth, for, like the stars,
Her teeth came out at night!
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Random joke from this category
Guest
First Football Game
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Guest
Chicken Almondine
A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman says.
The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies.
Guest
Affectionate Rabbit
What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
→ A tender, loving hare.
Guest
Be Hoppy
- Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do?
- Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!
Guest
Make Out Mountain
A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the act.
When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and the girl next to him was knitting.
He tapped on the window and said he was with the police department then asked how old he was and the guy said, "I'm 22 sir." "Well how old is she?" the officer then asked.
Looking at his watch the guy replied, "She'll be 18 in about 6 minutes."
Guest
Piglet in Love
Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?
→ Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Guest
Valentine's Flowers
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?
→ Cupigs!
Guest
Piglet Love Letters
- FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?
- SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Guest
An Attachment
Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage.
"Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and"
"See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."