Relationships

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?
→ He stung her into action.

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married."

"Why not?" giggles the woman.

"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."

How does a girl vampire flirt?
→ She bats her eyes.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
→ The girl necks door.

- Now that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring.

- Of course. What's your phone number?

- Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour?

- Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?
→ A wedding ring!

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?
→ Because they both have rings.

Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone.

'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?'

'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?
→ He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."