Police Jokes

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long."

- Policeman: Why were you speeding?

- Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

- Policeman: Why were you speeding?

- Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

- Policeman: Why were you speeding?

- Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

- Policeman: Why were you speeding?

- Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial.

- Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

- Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

- Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

- Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

- Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?

- Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

- Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?

- Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

- Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light?

- Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.