Ouch

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes?
→ Slow clowns.

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

Why don't blind people skydive?
→ It scares the heck out of the dog.

Do vampires get AIDS?

What did the really ugly man do for a living?
→ He posed for Halloween masks.

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies?
→ He used to keep it in his back pocket.

What time is it when you sit on a pin?
→ Spring time.