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Burger Joins the Army
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?
→ You've got no beef, soldier!
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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?
→ You've got no beef, soldier!
March Into Battle by Sally Forth
Army Jokes by Major Laugh
What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?
→ A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Why did the bird join the air force?
→ He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
→ It eggs-plodes!
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
→ The bombshell!
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
→ She lays hand gren-eggs!
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Battering Ram Barbie ...
Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?
→ Infantry!